Honest
Grim believes that “the people responsible for IE should be locked into port-o pottys and set on fire.” I couldn’t have said it better.
can’t come out and play tonight
This is something I have never seen in my car. It’s not supposed to be this hot!!
Quiz stolen from Michelle, who stole it from Jessica, who stole it from Mere, who probably found it on someone elses stuff…Sorry I suck, I’m too lazy to cut.
Have you ever…
1.smoked a cigarette â“ I have an occasional clove/camel. As far as being habitual, no.
2.smoked a cigar – No.
3.made out with a member of the same sex – Yes.
4.crashed a friend’s car – No.
5.stolen a car – No.
6.been in love – Yes.
7.been dumped – Yes.
8.shoplifted â“ Yes. Kindergarten trip to the zoo. My parents didn’t send me with any money so I stole a tiny dinosaur from the gift shop.
9.been fired â“ No.
10.been in a fist fight â“ Yes.
11.snuck out of your house – Never had anywhere to go.
12.had feelings for someone who didnt have them back â“ Yes.
13.been arrested – Not yet.
14.made out with a stranger – No.
15.gone on a blind date – Yes.
16.lied to a friend – I try to maintain honesty in all my personal relationships. White lies are par the course.
17.had a crush on a teacher â“ I actually had a crush on a female student teacher. *sigh*
18.skipped school – Never Ever.
19.slept with a co-worker â“ Hehehehehe. I seem to have a thing for authority figures.
20.seen someone die – Not that I know of.
21.been on a plane – No.
22.thrown up in a bar – Does the parking lot count?
23.taken painkillers – Of course.
24.love someone or miss someone right now â“ Yes.
25.laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by – I was terrified of dirt and bugs when I was little. I’d have to have a blanket and sweep the area for creatures, but yes, I did.
26.made a snow angel – Yes. In the blizzard of 93 i was making one in a snow drift that i didn’t realize was as tall as me. My dad had to come pull me out.
27.played dress up â“ It was one of my favorite games.
28.cheated while playing a game – No. I suck at games and everyone knows it, so it wouldn’t do me any good to cheat.
29.been lonely – Yes.
30.fallen asleep at work/school â“ Boredom forced me.
31.used a fake id – No.
32.felt an earthquake – Yes.
33.touched a snake â“ Yes.
34.ran a red light â“ Once or twice. Never on purpose.
35.been suspended from school – No.
36.had detention – Never.
37.been in a car accident â“ Yes.
38.hated the way you look â“ Of course.
39.witnessed a crime â“ Nothing is standing out.
40.pole danced â“ No.
41.been lost – Downtown Knoxville, Downtown Atlanta, Boone, NC, Friendsville, & Seymour. All areas i’m pitifully unfamiliar with.
42.been to the opposite side of the country – Farthest west i have been is Missouri.
43.felt like dying â“ Yeah.
44.cried yourself to sleep – And woken up looking like hell. Yes.
55.got your tongue stuck to a flag pole – No.
56.worn the opposite sex’s clothes â“ Umm…yes.
57.been a cheerleader â“ No.
58. sat on a roof top – At my parents.
59. didn’t take a shower for a week â“ I’ll go that or longer without washing my hair, but after 2 days of body funk i give in.
60.ever too scared to watch scary movies alone – Godyesofcourse.
61.played chicken – No.
62.been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on – Pushed into a pool while putting clothes on. That was fun.
63.been told you’re hot by a complete stranger – No.
64.broken a bone – No, but i have had my nose bloodied, eyes blacked, (baby)teeth knocked out, concussions galore, and i have plenty of scars.
65.been easily amused – I’m taking this quiz, aren’t i?.
66.laugh so hard you cry – Rarely. Has to be mighty funny.
67.mooned/flashed someone â“ Not that I can remember.
68.cheated on a test – 7th Grade Science Test. Guilt!
69.forgotten someone’s name â“ Forever forgetful.
70.slept naked – Yes.
71.gone skinny dipping in a pool â“ Yes.
72.been kicked out of your house – No.
73.blacked out from drinking â“ Yes.
74.played a prank on someone – No.
75.gone to a late night movie – Yes.
76.made love to anything not human â“ Umm…more than one plastic molded object.
77.failed a class â“ Algebra II. Twice. Third time i took it, they felt sorry for me.
78.choked on something you’re not supposed to eat – Not that i recall.
79.played an instrument for more than 10 hours – No.
80.cheated on a gf/bf – No.
81.ate a whole package of oreos â“ Nope.
82.thrown strange objects – I threw a 3 ring binder at my parents wall once, frisbee style. The corner got stuck in the drywall. Amusing till my dad got home.
83.felt like killing someone – Yes.
84.thought about running away – Yes.
85.ran away – Too lazy.
86.did drugs â“ I’ve done things I am unable to remember doing. I am told a good time was had by all.
87.had detention and not attend it – No.
88.yelled at parents – Yes.
89.made parent cry â“ Yes, I have made them both cry.
90.cried over someone â“ Of course.
91.owned more than 5 sharpies – I have many colors of sharpies! <3
92.dated more than 1 person at once - No.
93.have a dog - None during my childhood. Two doberman pinschers in my adulthood. Odin & Dub.
94.have a cat - Kitty, who just showed up one day, Spooky, who I picked up from a nice lady near some railroad tracks, and Oreo, a rescue kitty Joe paid money for.
95.own an instrument - I have 2 guitars. Electric & Acoustic.
96.been in a band â“ No.
97.had more than 25 sodas in one day â“ Ewww, No.
98.broken a cd â“ My dog, Odin, stepped on one of my favorites and broke it. I have snapped more than a few AOL discs in my life...
99.shot a gun - Yes. It was fun. I killed the piece of paper.
100.been on myspace for more than 5 hours â“ More than half an hour? No.
Colored Pencils & Loose Change
Last night Hugo, Daisey, and I went out to the American Legion. French fries, tater wedges, & cheese sticks. Oh heavens, I loves me some junky bar food.
Today I have been staying busy but not getting anywhere. At least, that’s the way I feel about it. Were I to make a check list and show myself that yes, i got something done today, i might feel better.
Went to the gym and got things straight. Turns out they had been drafting a monthly membership fee so all was still well. I’m usually awake by 6am so i’ll just drag my stinking form from my bed and go work out before everyone wakes up.
I am swearing off Doritos forever. The baked kind are the only ones i can stand and they are $20 a bag and totally not worth it. Donuts from Richy Creme are, however, still on the menu.
Still haven’t gotten my barbell. We went to Nick of Time in the mall and….my piercing is too deep for anything they had. I think it has either moved or i can’t measure (maybe a little of both?), but it’s now 12mm instead of 19mm as originally thought. Lucky me! The only jewelry i can find to fit…yep…UK website. Ass rape on shipping anyone?
I bought some Amor Amor at Proffits. Amor Amor Eau Fraiche had too much citrus in it and made me sneeze, but this is nice.
I was going to buy Hugo some new man stink, but the only thing i fell in love with was Paris Hilton’s new mens fragrance. It smells so clean and sexy. I don’t think he would ever wear it because i am sure all the bois will be wearing it. But i’m TOTALLY down with that party.
Weeee my ears are burning. It’s my day. I promise that i had originally intended to sit down and write something thought provoking or interesting. I’m better off internalizing all that anyway. Oh well. Back to work.