there’s no one here dear
I don’t know if anyone else has seen this commercial or not, but oh man it pisses me off. Clean cut white girl in nice neighborhood goes to mailbox, pulls out letter, goes into kitchen with nuclear family and has a nice hugging and lauging and oh-isn’t-life-just-fucking-JUBILANT celebration over her Tennessee Lottery Sponsored Scholarship acceptance letter.
The radio ad is worse.
I’m pretty pissed off at life today, but i will get over it.
My life is faily comfortable currently. I have little worries other than my car is going to give up and tell me to fuck off very soon. My boyfriend is going out of state without me to visit his grandmother and, incidentally, his ex wife.
I made MANY a hard decision and beat a path to where I am now. Lots of my peers chose to get married and have a family or to go to school or to get to work and hope it all works out.
I guess the part that pisses me off is that i made a conscious decision to NOT fuck up my life. I have tried REALLY hard to not hurt anyone. Yet, the relatively simple act of getting a dye job is beyond my reach. All I have ever wanted in my life is to have an education. It’s not supposed to be this big of a thing. People should want you to better yourself and to expand your thinking and I’d be happy with Pellissippi.
It sounds more sad, pointless, and pitiful when i try to explain how i feel.
Tori Amos – Cooling
Maybe I didn’t like to hear
But I still can’t believe Speed Racer is dead
So then I thought I’d make some plans
But fire thought she’d really rather be water instead
And Peggy got a message for me
From Jesus
And I’ve heard every word that you have said
And I know I have been driven like the snow
This is cooling
Faster than I can
This is cooling
Faster than I can
But do I hate what she is
But do I want to be her
And don’t we love something fresh
Anything new, virgin
Woman you got too many brambles
Hiding under these bushes
Woman you got too many brambles
But I always liked a good storm
I’m always good for a storm
So then love walked up to like
And said I know that you don’t like me much
Let’s go for a ride
This ocean is wrapped around that pineapple tree
And is your place in heaven
Worth giving up these kisses
These, these kisses
And Peggy got a message for me
From Jesus
And I’ve heard every word that you have said
And I know I have been driven like the snow, but
This is cooling
Faster than I can
Hey yes, faster than I can
Hey, this is cooling
This is cooling
I Couldn’t Resist
GrimlyFiendish: goddamn that’s a good banana
GrimlyFiendish: that’s got to be the best goddamn fuckin’ banana i’ve ever had
GrimlyFiendish: it was planted by God, picked by Jesus, and dipped in Carmen Electra’s pussy
Post Dinner Thoughts
ok so like….I just made Beef Stroganoff with Morningstar Farm’s Grillers Prime. Oh weee that’s good eatin folks.
Thus far:
- I adore the corn dogs. Very tasty.
- The parmesean chicken patties were a little too salty for me, but otherwise delicious.
- Spicy Black Bean Burgers are to die for in Zatarain’s beans and rice. Add grated swiss cheese, a dollop of sour cream. MmMmMmMm.
- Absolutely did NOT care for the Basil and vomit pizza burgers. A hearty thumbs down.
- In the freezer I have the chicken nuggets that i haven’t tried, but will probably get to eventually.
- I will be purchasing the bacon soon cause i love me some BLTs
I am a pretty piss poor vegetarian so I do not deign to call myself such lest someone see me sneaking a chicken taco one afternoon and call me out for the hypocrite I am.
I am, however, pretty happy with my mostly death free diet. Deities willing, it’ll advance further along with my willpower and motivation.
Grimly showed me these exercises. They will kick your ass. Who needs Dynabody when you can torture yourself at home with no more equipment than a couple chairs and a bit of music??
Gotta Knuckle Down Now
Last night some really nice woman bought the bar a round of “Rooster Tails”. It was odd. 3 different cups: a shot of tequila in one, a shot of orange juice, and a shot of tomato juice in the other.
Am I odd that I can drink shot after shot of straight tequila out of the chilly or room temperature (within reason kids, I’m not super bug) and not need a chaser or a bucket to puke in?
So anyway, you hit the jose, then you go with orange juice and then the tomato. It seemed a little strange to me to take a shot in this manner because well…i just wanted the tequila. Everyone else but Hugo and our entourage seemed to need the extra fluids.
Dub has now turned about 5000 circles in the carpet next to my desk in order to attain the perfect sleeping position. He’ll change his mind in 5 minutes.
Ok well I have about 15 different things I should be doing so i’m going to get to that. Lots of hugs and prayers and well wishes go out to Becca who may or may not be having Addie today. I hope they induced her. Poor thing. I can’t imagine being pregnant in this heat.
