Feeding The Spiders

This is something I have been throwing together for Dub and I share now because I can’t think of anything else to do. It’s sweet, gooey, and a great way to make him take medicine or vitamins.

Dub Bomb

Ingredients:

• 3 spoons of fat free plain yogurt
• 3 spoons of vegetable oil
• 3 spoons of creamy peanut butter
• 1 single serving can of Light Pears/Peaches
• 1 dose of Brewers Yeast tablets (about 7 for Dub)
• 1 handful of liver treats

Instructions:

• Heat peanut butter in microwave until ultra gooey.
• Add yogurt, vegetable oil, peanut butter, pears/peaches (without syrup), brewers yeast tablets, liver treats, and medicine if applicable.
• Stir.
• Torture dog by letting him lick the spoon.
• Put bowl in the floor and laugh as he chases it around the kitchen.

I am a creature who loves routine. I love having organized cleaning supplies. I love every label in the pantry to be faced. I love structure, dicipline, and organization.

Do I have any of that in my life right now?

Fuck no.

So my new plan is to have a schedule. It will be the PERFECT schedule and woe be upon anyone’s head who tries to deviate from my schedule. Hehehe. It won’t be quite that bad but, honestly, I need it. SO. Here’s the rough draft:

5am: Up, get to gym
5:30-6:30 : Workout, maybe 5 - 10 minutes to tan in the spring (for i be ultra optimistic)
7am: Home, wake up hugo, start coffee for morning meeting, shower
8am: Have morning meeting
9am: Walk & Feed Dub
9:30am: Wash Dishes, Make beds, once over w/ vacuum cleaner
10am- 12pm: Work
12pm: Lunchies (hahaha, yeah right)
1pm-6pm: Work
6pm: Start Dinner
7pm-9pm: House Stuff (Laundry, give dog a bath, dust, play video games, etc.)
9pm-10pm: Read a bit in bed or play more video games
10pm-11pm: Dead to the world till 5am

Sounds reasonable, right? We’ll see.

This one was actually a lot of fun…borrowed from Michelle und Jessica

Put your music player of choice on shuffle and answer the following questions with the names of tracks that play, in the order they come up.

Q: What do you think of me, media player?
A: Flesh - SNOG

Q: Will I have a happy life?
A: Thaeter - Marilyn Manson

Q: What do my friends really think of me?
A: Too Long - Daft Punk

Q: Do people secretly lust after me?
A: Keine Lust - Rammstein (That rocks me so hard i’m speechless.)

Q: What should I do with my life?
A: (You’re My) Soul and Inspiration - The Righteous Brothers

Q: Why must life be so full of pain?
A: We Have A Dog To Exercise - Sopor Aeternus

Q: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
A: New Genious - Gorillaz

Q: Will I die happy?
A: Everythings Cool - Pop Will Eat Itself

Q: Can you give me some advice?
A: The Prophet Said - Lacuna Coil

Q: What do you think happiness is?
A: Wonderful Place - N*E*R*D

Q: What’s my favorite fetish?
A: Para-noir - Marilyn Manson

I am so excited I don’t know what to do with myself.

I apologize if this turns into a rambling idiot fest, really wanted to try to keep this coherent.

1. I hid my absinth in my room. It’s for ritual only, and now it’s the only alcohol in the house.
2. I am solidly under 160lbs for the first time in 9 years. If I cut my hair, I’m sure it’ll get better.
3. I have 50% of my holiday shopping done.
4. I haven’t made reservations for The Day but I will get around to it.
5. Karma Dusting Powder on it’s way to me! MmMmMmMm. Vegan/Organic body care. Check em out!
6. I ordered 6 tins of Gypsy Tea. Some for me, some for gifts. Organic & Fair trade. ♥
7. Bought a brushed stainless CrockPot at Wal-Mart for $15…WOOT
8. I want a window box stuffed full of these so bad i am going to CRY
and the biggest news of all….
9. Hugo finally agreed we should move operations into the basement and turn the house back into a home. Yay!

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First, the frightening bit. I’m going to be an aunt. My little brother, Matt, is going to be a daddy.

Second, Someone please help me remember to remind us to breathe. Thank you.

That is all.
Goodnight.

PS, I keep writing these LONG essays in this edit box and then something comes up or the power goes out or i hit the wrong thing cause i’m a dumb ass and anyway…the things i write go away. Make bug mad. Maybe it’s not meant to be. Maybe i should get more sleep.