Plaid newts!!! Now in EMO!
Been away a while. Haven’t felt like doing the computer talkies.
drama-rama.
I get really sick of people sometimes. Most times.
If you find me obnoxious, please, don’t let me know. Please do me a favor and never speak to me again.
If you are under the impression that I’m an idiot, please, shut up. I will never be speaking to you again.
I can take a hint.
So I got 90% of my Christmas shopping done. The rest of it will be done at various local locations while I sit back and wait on the others to flock to my door. Ahh internet, how i adore thee.
Went to the health department today. That’s always an exercise in immense frustration and irritation. I survived…along with the 90 billion germs I picked up there. Thanks Moms. I appreciate it.
What else, what else.
For anyone else who has the winter bummies…I am finding that some green tea in the morning (All the gypsy tea is orgasmic for anyone curious about such things) and 3 of these a day has helped me not want to kill everyone and/or crawl in a dark hole and die. So far, so good.
They have good shit in them. Lots of green things. GREEN is the operative word here. As in…everytime I pee, I pee neon green.
The wolf is big. Its fur is grey. It’s going to get shot by the farmer if it doesn’t LEAVE THE CHICKENS ALONE.
That was your english lesson for the day. Thanks for playing.
Adjectives. Pleasant adjectives. <3
Going to buy a tree tomorrow.
I haven't had a smoke or a drink in ... A WHILE.
I did look at porn last night though.
Hehehe.
Thinking about people i used to know.
Josh. Who shocked me one day by pulling out his accordion in the video department. He was wearing brown shoes and plaid pants. He told me he wasn't gay. I stood there, slack jawed. Of course he was gay and I had never thought any different. It made me want to put a sunroof in his closet.
Formo. The best smile. Straight to his eyes. Crushing really.
Joy. The only person who truly gave more than she took. I miss her.
Me. You. Those people over there.
Oh well. At least I'll be hanging out with transsexuals, homos, and other good salty of the earth type people during the hols.
I wish we were full of on-off switches. The get happy switch. The bitch mode switch. The make your dick instantly hard switch. The reproduction switch, this one I'd flip and break off then seal up with cement.
My luck? I'd get drunk. I'd flip the master switch.
I'd be lonely there too.
[edit: The Reverend Fiendish asked that I please not include him in homos and trannys categories. So. Spending the holidays with Homos, transsexuals, Hugo, Dub, and a member of the clergy of The First International Church of Mischeif. Amen.]