Feeding The Spiders

Thirteen Things On The Undead
by bekabug
Edition #003

1. Vampires are sexy. I have nothing else to say about that.
2. Movies and video games have proven Zombies love the mall. Our lesson? Stay away from the mall.
3. “I gives me hope.” ~holly [link]
4. Resident Evil 4 was the best thing to happen to zombies since George Romero
5. zombies love brains. Wear a helmet.
6. Zombies are slow and have trouble with door knobs, opting instead to smash through windows, doors, and boards to crawl in. Make your zombie shelter out of concrete on a concrete slab with a 5 inch thick steel door.
7. if you are undead and you’re dragging something, it makes you 900 times scarier
8. when properly fed, zombies make adequate sex slaves.
9. you cannot rationalize with zombies. if you feel you should have a conversation with a zombie, do your talking with a shotgun.
10. no one ever mentions the how bad the zombie horde smells. early detection is KEY to saving yourself. trust your senses.
11. zombies often trip over things; reason enough not to tidy up.
12. in the event of a post-apocalyptic world caused by the zombie invasion, i call dibs on montana
13. “Hail to the king, baby”

What is this? I admittedly ripped this idea off from the thursday thirteen. why? cause i think friday thirteen sounds a whole lot cooler than thursday.

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