1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Neutrogena Rainbath

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No

3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
Very likely

4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
Yes.

5. What would you change about your living room?
I would have a living room….

6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Clean

7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
Yes

8. White or wheat bread?
Whole wheat/rye

9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
Hot sauce, tortilla chips, grilling thongs, a replica of the thinker, and paper towels

10. What color is your sofa?
hideous plaid

11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
completely clear. i have an extreme fear of being sneaked in on while in the shower.

12. How many plants are in your home?
9 or 10 cacti, some creepy vine thing, and a spider plant

13. How many candles are in your home?
probably about 10

14. Is your bed made right now?
hahaha.no.

15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?
Black

16. Electric or standard can opener?
Manual with the no cutting edge

17. Theme in your living room?
“The Matrix”

18. Colors in the bedroom?
Pale lavender walls, bamboo blinds, indian looking curtains, black and grey bedspread (need to replace) and black sheets.

19. Comet or Soft Scrub?
Baking soda and salt.

20. Is your closet organized?
Yes.

21. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?
Silver

22. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
In my room: sharpies, hair bands, gameboy games, paper clips, tarot card instructions, various essential oils, slips of paper, small notebook, afi tickets, flashlight, remote controls
In the kitchen: rubber bands, sharpies, lighter, sharpening stone, birthday candles, food coloring, scissors, mouse traps (for dog training, not animal killing), beaters, straws, electrical tape

23. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
Glass

24. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
No

25. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
No, actually. It’s full but not cluttered.

26. Curtains or blinds?
Both.

27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
4

28. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
Yes

29. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
One (in my room)

30. How often do you vacuum?
Every other day (dogs are awesome)

31. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Standard.

32. What color is your toothbrush?
Blue and green.

33. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
No

34. What is in your oven right now?
Baking stone and….filth.

35. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
I try to keep our microwave perfectly clean. It always grosses me out when people offer me food out of a filthy microwave. Inevitably someone will try to heat up something for 22 minutes and it will explode all over the place, but I try to keep on top of it.

36. Is there anything under your bed?
Guitar bag, my come-fuck-me boots, 2 25lb dumbbells, and a box of herbs

37. Chore you hate doing the most?
Folding Laundry

38. What retro items are in your home?
I have one piece of groovy 70s pyrex cookware my Mamaw said is mine when she’s done with them (aka when she dies). I also have a large collection of Blue Ridge Pottery

39. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
The whole house is an office. My bedroom is literally the only one without a computer or computer parts in it…until I drag my laptop to bed with me.

40. If you have a yard, who mows it?
A friend mows it for us in exchange for using our extra cell phone.

41. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
dog spit, water, dog crumbs, dog hair

42. How many mirrors are in your home?
5

43. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
I have a big bucket i throw change into

44. What color are your walls?
The hallway is white, mine are lavender, the office is blue, the workroom is brown, and the rest of them are covered in hideous wallpaper.

45. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
See 44

46. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
No.

47. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Yes. Mace, large flashlights, firearms, knives, 2 barking (but sweet) dogs

48. What does your home smell like right now?
Apples

49. Fave candle scent?
Dragonsblood

50. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Disgusting sweet ones.

51. Who are in the pictures you displayed?
There is only one thing hanging on the wall in the whole house and it is a demotivation poster that reads “Motivation: If a pretty picture and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.”

52. What color is your favorite bible?
I only have one bible. It’s a precious moments bible my nana gave me when i was 3.

53. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
Just barely.

54. Do you own a stereo?
Yes.

55. How many tvs do you have?
2

56. How many house phones?
1

57. Do you have a housekeeper?
No

58. What style do you decorate in?
Techno Squatter

59. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Solids with crazy accents

60. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
One in the hall, one in every bedroom, one in the stairwell, two in the basement

61. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
i would grab the server, my hard drive, my puppies, and hugo and throw them all in the corvette and push it into the street. Everything else could be replaced.

62. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
Our house was built by meth addicts (hahaha.noreally) and none of the switches are done properly. You flip one switch and half the work room and the downstairs will go dark. Flip another and 2 bedrooms and all the outlets in the bathroom go out. To install anything we’ve gotta be a. really careful or b. turn off the whole house.

63. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
Hugo installed an extremely efficient heat and air system that could heat and cool 12,000+sq. ft. warehouses several years ago. For pennies we can turn it down to 66°f or crank it up to 82°f. Personally, I like it around 72°f in the summer and 74°f in the winter

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