Dear Fuckhead Teller,

A deposit is counted as one transaction and your sign says, limit 3 transactions per customer in drive thru. when someone pulls up and you’re sitting there at your chair not doing shit but sucking on a slurpee and they give you a deposit and entering the number of checks in that deposit exceeds your ability to complete the transaction in a timely manner, fucking tell the customer politely to come inside. do not let her sit in her car while you take your sweet fucking time, you slow ass pus-bubble, causing the line behind her to become massive and people to get pissy and then chastise her like a 3 year old for not coming inside. Learn to 10-key you dumbshit, mongoloid, wunderkind.

Bloody knuckles and swearing,

Bug

For the record, I would not normally take a sizable deposit to the drive thru if it were not 1. they were dead and 2. if it’s too big or they are too busy they always tell me and 3. I rarely look at the deposit (not my damn business), i didn’t know it was quite that big. Fucking sorry, First Bank of Hateful Shittedness.

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